A third of all delays around the nation each year are caused, in some way, by the New York airports, according to the F.A.A. Or, as Paul McGraw, an operations expert with Airlines for America, the industry trade group, put it, “When New York sneezes, the rest of the national airspace catches a cold.”
I prefer to blame it on the Philly airport. That place is like a death trap. Once you’re there you can never leave and no one else in the country can either. I once got stuck in Houston because Philadelphia was having some questionable weather. I had just flown in for the other side of the state.
I blame it on the tourists. Isn’t that what New Yorkers are supposed to do, blame everything on the tourists?
Don’t fly with me,
don’t fly, don’t fly away.
If you can use
some exotic cruise —
we will be sure you’re delayed!
Don’t fly with me,
don’t fly, don’t fly away…
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